Dear Miley Cyrus,
I am so proud of you for not looking like a freak or a slut at last night’s Oscars. Really, I did not expect this of you. Thank you for wearing a classy dress and looking more grown-up than you usually act. I even appreciate the way you totally brushed off the way you messed up while presenting an award.
Now, if you would just give up on the music career I may even become a fan at some point in the distant future.
Sincerely,
Alyssa
(via amygrindhouse)
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